Things I Said Today

Ok, I am sorry for the delay. I got a new job (that I LOVE) and now, all of  my term papers and projects are due so I have been pretty busy. BUT I did get some fun ones today and class and I feel like I need to lighten up my blog a bit :) so, here you go.... some things I said today....

~Women are the most Dangerous
well this one was actually yesterday in my Policy class. We were talking about raecisim and sexisim. Our teacher had us read out of an old textbook written by Glenn Vernon where he quoted some old religious feelings toward women. They included things like "women are the devils gate way", "her voice is the hissing toung of the serpent (devil)", "through women satan gets his foothold on man" haha we were all like OMG is this for real hahah! thne he read, "Of all the wild beasts on the Earth, women are the most dangerous"... I said, "well that one is true!" haha and like half of the class was thinking the same thing haha it was just funny!

~I dont watch Porn, I MAKE porn
This one was yesterday too, but only in my Direct Practice class: My professor was showing us a clip of a talk he gave on grief and bereavement that has been shown on the BYU channel. Someone in the class said "oh wow! Is it on Prime Time BYU? so 2 AM?" the guy sitting next to me said "2am? who the heck is that prime time for?" I said, people who watch porn! he said, "Like you! oooh!!! (lol)" and turned to him and said, "I dont watch porn.... I MAKE porn".... he said "oh EWWW" hahahaha!!! YES!!!!! I got one!!! lol yes I really did day that at BYU :) lol

~I cant give away the punch line of this one with a title haha
One morning we were sitting in class and my friend sitting next to me poked me in the back of my thigh with his cane (and now everyone in class knows who I am talking about hahaha!) ... I turned arround and said "ooooh wow, its been a while since I have been poked like that in the morning!" haha he said, oh wow, stop , just stop right there .... hahaha!!! hes a good sport though :)

~ Thats it! Im getting NAKED!
We were playing a game in class today and the object of the game was to find a partnet, then turn back to back and change 5 things about your appearnace then turn bakc arround and the other person has to guess what you changed. So, we all turned arround and had to come up with 5 things to change. we couldnt really come up with that manythings to change. So after like the 3rd round I totally ran out of ideas so I just said to the girl nextr to me , "thats it! Im gettingf NAKED!"... a girl a couple of people down from me said, "who just said that?" I told her it was me. She said "ooooh ok! I thought it came from over there and I couldnt figure out who over there, would say that." I laughed and said, oh so it makes sense now because it came from me? lol she said, "well, we love you anyway" hahahaah!!! is that like saying I am a sweet spirit? lol!!!  we love you anyway hahaha!

Ok, well thats it for now :) I hope you all enjoyed lol