Things I Said Today: General Confrence Edition

YEY!!! Im so excited the its General Conference time! I love to here the men of the church speak to us! AND this time it was awesome to me because I got to have my first visitors from California :) Its was soooo great to see a lot of my friends this weekend! SOOOOo today I drove in to Salt Lake to meet up with Tony and some of his friends ( so he can vouch that all of these things are true haha)

"We were going to prostitute ourselves for conference tickets."
Tony and I had some lunch and were crossing the street back to Temple Square and a couple of girls asked us if we had any extra tickets for the second session. I said, "no, but we are gonna walk this corner and prostitute ourselves for conference tickets. You guys can take that corner if you want to." one of the girls looked at me ans said "What?!" it was a ummmm did I hear you correctly kind of tone haaha! SOOOO I repeated myself and they both looked at me like umm wow are you for real? hahah so Tony tryingto save the situation told the girls that he saw some guys passing out tickets by The Joseph Smith Memorial building ad that as girls they shouldn't have any problem getting tickets. So, I chimed in and said, "Yea especially if you just show a little leg...that will get you WHATEVER you want." They thanked tony and walked across the street and Tony told me, "Yeah Mel, that one needs to go in your blog." hahah sooo, here it is!


"Oooooooh Id like to make him be disobedient"
We were sitting between the tabernacle and the temple listening to the 2nd half of conference. We talked with some sister missionaries but then some elders came and sat along the wall across the way from us. One of them was a super cute Tongan or poly elder. oooooh man he was cute! lol Tony caught us exchange a look hahaha! it was innocent so don't worry  haha... then salesi (a friend of mine from CA ) came over unexpected! I gave him a bug hug and told him that i was diggin that elder. Salesi said, "ehhh you don't want to talk to him Mel, hes disobedient." I asked him how hes disobedient, salesi said because his hair is just a few inches to long. So, I told Salesi, "well if hes disobedient, then ooooooooh id like to make him be disobedient!... hhah don't judge me! you know we have all thought an elder or sister missionary was cute! haha

"He wants to get in my pants"
While we were sitting there listen to conference, some sister missionaries came by and were talk to us and asked me if I had any nonmember friends (hahah if you aren't Mormon and you are reading this and you get a call from some sister missionaries from my church... now you will know why! hahaha!) so I gave her a list. They wanted to know more info about each one. SO, I told her about each one. I said this one I would marry if he was a member, this one I wouldn't date because he hes not Mormon and these guys have heard about the church because we went out but stopped dating cuz it wont go anywhere. Then I told her well, this guy, I don't know he just wants to get into my pants. lol she looked so shocked at me. I really was just being serious haha!!  she told me, ok well we will just leave that part out when we call him... hahah!!

Lol ok this one is something Tony said:
We sat down to listen to conference and the grass was some funny weird moss like grass that was really soft and kinda fuzzy. I leaned over to tony and told him hey touch the grass..... now, tony being basically the male version of me, did not hear grass... infact he just heard the last 3 letters hahah! so he looked at me and said WHAT? I said touch the grass .... hahaha I could see by the look in his face that he wasn't hearing grass haha! her said yeah mel that's not what im hearing haha! I told him I think you hear what you wanna hear.