Only at BYU.....

This is kind of like "Things I said today, only some of them are things OTHER people said :) I will start with the things that I said... But I believe in giving credit where credit is due :)

"Oh my Idol Thoughts...."
We were in class and  my professor was talking about how we will be judged not only on our actions and the intentions of our heart but we will also be judged by our idol thoughts.... I turned around to my friend Mandi and said "Oh my idol thoughts!" then Mandi looked at me and said with a straight face "Oh yeah, You are in TROUBLE!" Then we both started laughing. She said it so matter-of-factly- hhah!! yeah its true, I'm in trouble lol...but oh no! I think my classmates may be on to me now..... :)

"I Have Gas"
So our MSW class is divided up into 2 groups 1. Bachelor in Social Work (BSW) Students who have already done the Skill's Classes and 2. Other Bachelor degree students, like me....My degree is In sociology. So, For one class, The non BSW students are already in the class cuz we had the class before in that same room. The BSW students join us in the next class. So, I was already sitting there and My friend Jessica (BSW) sat down in the seat behind me. RIGHT as she just sat down I turned around and told her, "Hey just a heads up, I have gas." She just looked at me and laughed and said " HAHA well, Ok thanks for the warning!" hahah she handled that so well! I told her I was kidding and that I was impressed by how ok she was with that lol.... She said, "Yeah a few years ago that would have grossed me out, but Melaney,  I'm married, that stuff doesn't bother me anymore!" HAHA! sooooo true! lol we were both laughing!

"OOOOh Im so attracted to that guy!"
We were watching a skills development movie in my class and one of the students in the film  was a Hispanic guy with bleached hair, tattoos, eyebrow piercings and spacers in his ears. I turned around to my friend Mandi (Yes same one, poor girl! Hahah eventually she is going to stop sitting by me! Who would blame her lol) So I turned to her and said "OOOOh I am SOOOO attracted to that guy!" And Mandi being the witty girl that she is, said "HAHA yeah YOU would be!" haha I think that Mandi may have my number...

Ok these are just some funny things that were said in my classes ... lol who said Mormons don't have a sense of humor :)

"I saw a person on crutches  and I DID not kick them out from under the person!"
We were learning about the defense mechanisms that people use and how they serve a purpose. People use them because they need them. It is like a crutch that people use when they can not cope with what they are dealing with. My professor said that you can not make people stop using defense mechanisms until they are ready to deal with the problem with out it. he said " I saw a man on crutches yesterday and I didn't run up to him and kick his crutches out from under him and yell him 'YOU HAVE LEGS USE THEM!'' haha yeah it was a good object lesson but the mental image of this professor running up to someone on crutches and yelling that at him had us cracking up

This one I cant really make a title for it  but its still funny...
We were talking in class about how to get a sample size big enough to do research on. There are a lot of different ways to do thins and some of them involve getting a list of people in the area. So my teacher asked, "What are some ways that I could get a list of all of the people in Utah County?" people yelled things like the phone book, the census etc... but one person yelled "The ward directories!" hahaha ONLY in Utah would a ward directory actually get you a complete list of people in the area hahah!!