Things I Said Today...

~"I have wandering hands....."
I said this in class when the instructor tuned off the lights to show a PowerPoint. Someone said to just turn all of the lights off...unless anyone was scared of the dark.... I said "Well I'm not, but the people around me should be ... I have wandering hands"..... HAHAHA  some people laughed other people just looked at me like "Is this girl for real?" haah I even had to turn to a girl next to me and say "I'm kidding... I'm really not gonna feel you up I promise!"

~"I'm into sisters...."
So today my professor passed out group assignments. We were divided into groups of 4 to present on a chapter in the text book. After the assignments went out a girl from my class said "Hey you are Melaney right? I think you are in our group." I said "Oh yeah? Who else?" She said "My sister...shes right over there". I responded "SWEET! I'm totally into sisters!" They BOTH looked at me like I was some disturbed lunatic hahah!!! Neither of them even laughed at that hahah... great now they think I'm gonna molest them lol!!! FUNNY!!!!


~"I only dance on tables if there is a pole..."
We were in our research lab and I sat next to a couple of girls in my class that I really like (They are sweet but not sheltered). I sat by one of them at the Graduate Student Welcome Dinner last week. She turned to me to recall a conversation she thought we had where a girl told her she should dance on the table so all of the MSW students would know where to sit at this dinner. I told her we didn't have that conversation, but she swore it was with me. It told her, "I KNOW it wasn't me because I would have said, 'oh! Sorry, I only dance on tables with poles on them.'". HAHHA she and the other girl sitting by us started cracking up lol... yeah that one went over much better!! hahaha

~"Just log in under your porn star name...."
We had an assignment a week ago to take an orientation online and we were supposed to print out the certificate. We also needed the same certificate for another class. A girl asked if there was a way to log in a reprint the certificate. The instructor said that there wasn't and she would have to take the assignment again. She asked how she would do that if her name was already in the computer system (because she had already taken the class online)... so I told her in front of everyone, "Well then just sign in underyour porn star name." She looked at me like, wow did I just hear your right? haha I said "what? doesn't every one have one?... maybe that's Just California...." then some people around me started laughing... even the professor chuckled.. haha the student didn't like it very much hahah!

yes.... these are real things i said...and i said all of these today! hahaha I'm beginning to find out the people in my class that i can get along with and the people i should stay away from :)