Just a few Random Things...

Ok first off... I am sorry that I have not posted anything in a while... tony pointed out that I am a terrible blogger haha... so this update is dedicated to him lol

soooo i guess ill add some things I said to day.... there really arent as many funny ones because I think my classmates are either starting to get used to me or they are opening up and letting their freak flags fly too :) either way, thats awesome.

"Did you do sexual favors for the teacher?"
We have a big paper due in my social policy class and people have started getting in to groups. I asked a friend in my class if he had a group and he said "no, I dont have to write the paper"... I said "what!? how did you manage that? Did you do sexual favors for the teacher? We are all judging you now" lol he looked at me like  HECK no! haha he told me that he didnt have to do the paper because he is just auditing the class. I told him " hey man its cool you dont have to lie... Thats how I got through my undergrad... and how the heck do you think a person like me got in to byu??" hahaha! yeah he dosnt talk to me much anymore lol!

"Is it a swimming pool or a sewer?"
i actually dont remember how this one came up in class... but I for some reason asked one of my classmated if it is a swimming pool or a sewer... she tured to me and said, "well you know, if you have kids, sometimes the pool is both!" I looked at her with a straight face and said...."oh no, I mean I like to swim in sewers....." haahah this and we bothacyually laughed really hard at this one cuz obviously she knew i was kidding but i kept the best straight face ever!!!

"Like Vaginal Itch?"
My professor was talking to us about how inorder to be good therapists we are going to need to step out of ourselves and lear to do things that we may not like to do. He said " you will have to feel some kind of discomfort"... I leaned over to the girl in front of me and said " oh like vaginal itch?" haha all she said was "Ewww" and went back to taking notes hahah ... yeah she totally didnt get that one... haha or maybe it hit a little to close to home lol! i like to teach using things people can relate to hahahai was just trying to help her understand ahah!!

Ok, these are just funny things my professors say:

"Jesus was radical!"
hahah i have one professor who is a little bit liberal ( my fave by far... hes just real.. he served his mission in san francisco in the 60s... haha love that guy!)  he said that by definition ... conservative want to help you become self suficent, liberals want to get rid of bad laws and create new ones that provide services for people who are poor and radicals are all about empowering the poor and helping them feel a sense of control in their lives.... sooo he said, jesus was radical! haha it weas just funny to hear that phrase at byu!

"Eat it today wear it tomorrow"
Today one of the girls in my class brough cookies for everyone because it was my birthday yesterday (she ran out of butter or she would have brought them ON my biorthday hahah awww sooo sweet!) but the professor grabed one and said mmmmm eat it today wear it tomorrow haha! i laughed so hard cuz i think is still wear a lot of the chocolate that I have eaten haha!

"I like my pasta Baptizes in sauce!"
That same professor was talking about how he hates the spaghtti factory because they never give him enough sauce. he said i like my pasta baptized in sauce... and i dont mean a catholic style sprinkling... i m talking i like mine baptized my emersion! hahahaha we were all laughing... only at buy!!


Ok well thats all that I have so far... im sorry i didnt get one up sooner and im sorry that i didnt check my spelling... if this bugs you please look at my first blog post !) haha.... im about to go out and party for my bday but I wanted to get this up for you guys :)